PURE FUCKING ESCAPISM (novel under (de)construction)

PURE FUCKING ESCAPISM A high fantasy antinovel by Esben Staugaard Seriously, that Dimmu Borgir cover was the best image I could find of Gustave Doré's illustration for "Idylls of the King" by Alfred Lord Tennyson. The album title is "FOR ASS LID" if anyone is having trouble reading the gothic lettering. DO YOU HATE TODAY'S NORMCORE REALITY? An introdictum Are you sick of looking at Trumps orange face glowing on the LED skies like a psychotic sun? Are you sick of your low payed crap pile of a job? Are you having a hard time finding real love in a world dominated by superficial ideals? Do you sometimes wish you could just get the fuck away from all this post-post-everything-bullshit? Just tune out. Escape to somewhere nice. Some sacred utopian place where we actually can have nice things. Yes we can, turn the dones into pterodactyls! If pterodactyls are nice things anyway? As if any decade in earths history was nice. Weird t...